“Just ordered £35 worth of Velcro” - @amyldale
“More” - @McGirrMichael
“When I hear somebody say: “I work hard, I play hard” I instantly think: “You neglect your family, you use prostitutes.”” - @olibeale
“John Fucking Motson.” - @allpointsnorth
Sometimes there’s a man. / on Instagram http://instagr.am/p/IAgyHlhq3Z/
“Twitter needs a one-click “That’s What She Said” reply button.” - @lizardbill
“Brony v. Kony” - @xeni
“You are eaten by a grue.” - @johnroderick
“Infographics are an immensely powerful way for poor communicators to obscure facts.” - @mjrobbins
Churros. No tequila, alas. / on Instagram http://instagr.am/p/Ht9royBqx-/