January 2012
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Favourite tweet by: @millerdl →
“Fuckyeah minor corrections” - @millerdl
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Favourite tweet by: @SimonNRicketts →
“My idea for a new democracy. Give every MP a Twitter account and a crate of booze. The last one to tweet something offensive gets to be PM.” - @SimonNRicketts
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Favourite tweet by: @God_Damn_Batman →
“Ever walk through a museum and think, “man, could I make a hell of an entrance through that skylight.”” - @God_Damn_Batman
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Favourite tweet by: @AidanFarrow →
“@millerdl @fmacgregor i think you will find all the proof you need in this police spy photograph. http://t.co/lN5WsKhW” - @AidanFarrow
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Favourite tweet by: @mapsadaisical →
“Just done the recycling or, as I like to think of it, flicked through the back pages of the booze diary.” - @mapsadaisical
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Favourite tweet by: @amyldale →
“I would hate to live in a world without cheese.” - @amyldale
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Favourite tweet by: @indiaknight →
“Can only conclude offspring of very rich must be just unbelievably thick.” - @indiaknight
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Favourite tweet by: @wowser →
“There’s a fine line between using ‘bare’ as an adjective and it sounding like ‘bear’. And that line is public schooling.” - @wowser
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Favourite tweet by: @Crispian_Jago →
“How ironic, my scheme to provide a copy of a fuck-off encyclopaedia to every education minister in the land has also run into problems” - @Crispian_Jago
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Favourite tweet by: @JackofKent →
“One should always be careful when ones starts doing illiberal acts for the sake of liberal ends.” - @JackofKent
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Favourite tweet by: @TorySteve →
“Superb - got the octopodes correction in. A room of people probably think I’m a dick now.” - @TorySteve
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Favourite tweet by: @cmastication →
“If one ignores, naturally, the cigars, bourbon, gambling, and propensity to exaggerate the truth, caffeine is my only vice.” - @cmastication
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Favourite tweet by: @jonnyreed →
“Skyrim is just like real life- every action I take leads me to solitude.” - @jonnyreed
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Favourite tweet by: @mattgemmell →
“I can see where creationism comes from. Except the ‘a’ and the ‘o’.” - @mattgemmell
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Favourite tweet by: @davidcaolo →
“Lady Sybil Crawley.
AMIRITE, FELLAS?” - @davidcaolo
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Favourite tweet by: @simonblackwell →
“It’s worrying dependency o’clock!” - @simonblackwell
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Favourite tweet by: @leahyregan →
“Sign 1 that I am in Britain: Imperial measurement systems. http://t.co/xGP5ixa” - @leahyregan
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Favourite tweet by: @jasonpermenter →
“Hoping the Mayan calendar ends before we have to see that London Olympics 2012 logo everywhere.” - @jasonpermenter
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Favourite tweet by: @charltonbrooker →
“Cupcakes are bullshit.” - @charltonbrooker
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Favourite tweet by: @McGirrMichael →
“One of the last things John Maynard Keynes said expounded a regret over having not consumed more champagne; I am not repeating that mistake.” - @McGirrMichael
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Favourite tweet by: @drewconway →
“Dear @zappos, if I am looking at shoes and these comes up as “customers who bought these…” recs, I will be moving on http://t.co/JJAivEuR” - @drewconway
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December 2011
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Favourite tweet by: @kevinhoctor →
“”Randy laid there like a slug…
It was his only defense.”” - @kevinhoctor
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Favourite tweet by: @millerdl →
“some days I think “likelihood optimisation engineer” would be a far more accurate job description than “statistician”” - @millerdl
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Favourite tweet by: @gruber →
“Adobe should officially change the name of Flash to Fucking Flash.” - @gruber
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Favourite tweet by: @chrisphin →
“WHAT GOES THROUGH THE MIND OF PEOPLE WHO REACH THE END OF AN ESCALATOR AND COME TO A DEAD TITTING STOP?” - @chrisphin